Tuesday, November 20, 2007

State of the Blog 2

Well, it's been almost eight months since Caleb and I started this thing, and more since this wacky idea popped into my head while I was in the shower. Despite some slow times, some bad cases of writer's block, I'm really proud of where we are at the moment. This will be our 88th post, which is sort of mind boggling when you think about it.

Since I set up Google Analytics to track how many visitors we get, the numbers are as follows:

Visits: 3,890
Pageviews: 5,301

We've had visitors from every state of the union save Alaska, Arkansas, Montana and New Mexico as well as from every continent (save Antarctica).

Anyway, on Caleb's behalf, I would just like to say thank you to everyone that has ever stopped by, and especially to those who actually brave the weirdness to visit on a regular basis. You have no idea how much it means to both of us.

Speaking of which, we really appreciate all of your comments, but it'd be nice if you gave us some sort of name (even if it's fake), it's nice to know who is saying what. Gives the comments a sense of continuity.

To wrap it up, I'll leave you with some of the funniest Google search terms that have led people to this site. I hope this doesn't alienate our audience...

- some combination of "blouse", "down" and "cleavage"
- "rod allen moron"
- "english bill of rights + lesson + magna carta + kid"
- "heather from accounts services"
- "aliens canada green blood"
- "alligators baseball cartoons"
- "cavewoman robot fucking cartoon"
- "computer games with falling cat & dog heads"
- "evil cartoon about taking over the world marketing"
- "how to make a blast shield"
- "is mario impemba a christian?"
- "john the baptist bible games for kids"
- "mario and peaches having sex in the bed"
- "mario impemba christian broadcaster"
- "mario porn"
- "michelin man costumes in michigan"
- "noferatu mummy hunchback gypsy woman"
- "richard the lionheart hardship roadblocks"
- "saint john the baptist fireflies"
- "sometimes I beat the living shit out of me"
- "ted roosevelt's proof of the pythagorean theorem"
- "video of mario and peach having sex in their bed"

I'm pretty sure all of these people were sorely disappointed...

There will be some renovations to the blog over Christmas break when Caleb and I will be home. Look for a new banner and a few other changes.


1 comment:

Brian said...

Credit goes to me for the "aliens canada green blood" thing.

And if you put BSD and GenSarc together, we've got the entire country covered.

Except Montana.

Nobody lives there anyway. And even if they did, they certainly wouldn't have access to the internets.