Tantive IV

Why does this Rebel soldier look so pissed off?
Did he miss the Wokkiee celebration of Life Day?
Has his Bantha Milk gone sour?
Maybe he's constipated you wonder?


NOOOOOOO!
IT'S BECAUSE HE'S SHOOTING FUCKING FOAM DARTS! FROM A ELECTRIC-BLUE BLASTER! THAT SAYS "STAR WARS" ON ITS SIDE! WITH AN ORANGE TIP!
AT DARTH VADER!

VADER!

ORANGE TIP!

FOAM!


...and you people wonder how we lost Alderaan...


-The Alderaanian