Robot Sex

I came across his old article from MSNBC.com the other day and it got me thinking... Honestly, it got me thinking about several things, mostly the psychological impact of falling in love and marrying a robot would have on someone. Seriously... that can't be healthy. Humans are social creatures and need to interact with other humans, no? Do you really want to marry something that is programmed to be perfect for you? Then again, if someone cannot find someone to love, isn't it better that they have something rather than being horribly lonely? Or what is the robot was programmed prior to you falling in love with it? Would that be okay?

I could go on about that aspect of the issue for a while, but I'm really not sure I know the answer. So instead of waxing philosophical, I'm going to discuss the other images that this conjured up for me. Given the chance, what robot would you have sex with?

A little too old for me


Is this Megatron's girlfriend?


Sweden is weird...

It's better than Astro at least...

I'm pretty sure this was the only reason I played Xenosaga

Troy McClure's dream come true

I'd love to make her spine glow

Was he even a robot?

Well, cast your vote and go visit this link for more insanity. I"m out.

Happy Christmas Mornings

Here's hoping you're all have a super funk christmas morning and a golden holiday. There are one or two presents still under the tree, maybe a bb gun in the back yard, and some ham somewhere, or maybe a cooked duck, which means it must be christmas. So, to all of you who lasted through the night, merry christmas from Blast Shields Down. Now get off the computer and spend some time with somebody somewhere; and we'll see you in a few days.



CML

Crhmit 3pio

Hes in ur bahtrum having ur gai sehx


No ways meh 2.


lolcm, lol kthxbia

Machines Are Out to Get Us

While surfing the web I came across this article from PC World. I hate to make light of this find, but I can't really help it. It just makes me think of the Futurama episode where all the robots rebel on Mother's Day.

Fry: Yeah, uh, I'd like a cup of coffee, please.
Coffee Machine [pleasant voice]: Would you like cream?
Fry: Yes, please.
Coffee Machine [crazy voice]: OUT OF CREAM!
Fry: Oh, uh... okay.
Coffee Machine [pleasant voice]: Would you like sugar in your coffee?
Fry: Yes, uh, eight spoons.
Coffee Machine [crazy voice]: OUT OF COFFEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Fry: Uh, Lila... I think there might be something wrong with the coffee machine.

The coffee machine then begins to spray Fry with coffee, yelling "how do you like me nooooooooow?! Hahahahaha!"

So great. Oh... and I guess maybe this printer particle thing might be serious or something like that. I'm just glad I have an inkjet...