The Ball and Tentacle

We didn't ask for this... We didn't want this... I was just trying to come to grips with a weird incident, I just wanted to bring some humor into the world, to create some laughter. Is that so wrong? Isn't that a noble cause?

But, now... now, it's all gone to hell. Do you understand how many hits we've gotten lately because of tentacle rape? How many weirdos we've attracted who are googling "tentacle manga", "weird tentacle porn" or "monsters and allies fucking girls manga"? Seriously, what the fuck does taht even mean? Does it have to do with WWII?

Why, God, oh why do you curse us? Why put this pox upon our house? What did we do to offend you, oh great God of Internets, Drugs and Rock and Roll? It's like we yelled fire in a crowded movie house! Last time I checked, we were the fourth search result on google for "tentacle rape"! How is that even possible?! I...

You know what? I don't even know what else to say. Is this the lasting contribution of the Robotnik Generation? Is this what we've worked so hard to create? No, I refuse to allow this to happen. We will not be a den of sin and vice, purveyors of smut and Japanese weirdness. I didn't write about baseball or whine about girls for that.

Or we could just capitalize on the increased volume... yeah, maybe we'll do that. But, I'm really not sure yet.

Obligatory Tentacle Picture