Googling: October

While this usually goes into "State of the Blog", or at least has a couple times... I've decided to expand the section a little. Every month (haha, yeah...) BSD will be going over the Google search keywords that brought people to the site, laugh at the funny ones, retch at the disgusting ones and try our best to fulfill the queries of those who came here looking for answers, but surely didn't found what they were looking for. It should be good fun.

As always the search result that brought people here most was some form of "tentacle rape". Since we don't have tentacle fan-fiction or pictures of huge breasted anime chicks getting skewered by slimy appendages, I'm sure you're all very disappointed. Sorry.

However, we do have our funniest/weirdest/best tentacle rape search of the month for you.

"Tentacle rape" derivative of the month: "batgirl tentacle"

1. "I hate ohio" - So do we, but we're not really sure what to do about that. I had a plan to annex Toledo, but that's sort of on the back burner for now.

2. "cine prive band" - Youtube video of people watching porn.

3. "'far side' werewolf" - Here you go.

4. "'garbage truck' couch" - Yeah... weird.

5. "47 in battlestar galactica" - Significance of the number 47

6. "anti ayn rand rant" - Yep, that's us. Up next: Why Atlas Shrugged is a horribly written work.

7. "beowulf historical inaccuracies" - Um... dude, just give up on that one. In the first place, it's mythology, so it's not "historical" as such anyhow. Secondly, if you want to know the differences from the book, just don't bother... That's like asking how cake the food is different from Cake the band.

8. "does the canadian flag as well as the american flag hang at hockey rinks" - Some of them sure... All of them? I doubt it.

9. "finnegan's wake unreadable" - No, but it's un-understandable.

10. "gob sticks" - A clarinet, apparently.

11. "girls like tentacle rape" - No, no they don't... Maybe really odd anime freaks with breasts do, but girls? No.

12. "halloween hootenanny" - Halloween party for hicks?

13. "in beowulf whats shields childhood like" - Um... shields don't have childhoods.

14 "manta secret of green tentacle" - I'm going to assume you meant this

15. "marty feldman tits" - While the old picture that Caleb and I had of this has gone missing, I did find this article, which I think is even better. Enjoy.

16. "shootout zamboni pattern" - There isn't any difference between how the ice is smoothed before a shootout and normally... at least as far as I've ever seen.

17. "why is calvin johnson nicknamed megatron" - Because he's huge and badass as hell.

Well that does it for this month... well, last month. Expect the next Googling in a few weeks.