Man's Best Friend

This is late, but I don't think that matters much. The following comes from Iowa football blog Black Heart Gold Pants:

"Senior linebacker Pat Argerer tore ligaments in his right thumb early in the Arkansas State game, but he said it won't affect his status for this week or beyond. 'You don't need thumbs,' he said. 'My best friend is my brother's dog. He doesn't have any thumbs and he's doing fine.'"

That just might be the most epic quote ever.