M Class

Honestly, what the fuck is going on here? Riker’s humping the ground- no surprise there. Geordi’s break dancing, or something, like the wild blind negro he is. Which, by the way, who knew there were black guys in space? And Data, fuck Data man. Ten bucks- ten bucks says he’s telling both of them what they are doing wrong and how he wishes he had the ability to fuck up like them too. Damn Data, you’re one crazy cold ass son of a bitch. Man, fuck those M-class planets.

-cml