Monday, October 22, 2007

I Hate Ohio

Look, I make it no secret how much I hate Ohio and everything related to even distantly to the state. I'm not sorry if this offends anyone, but they're obviously some sort of Ohioan or Ohio sympathizer and don't care what they think. I understand that this excludes about 11 million people from liking the blog, but I don't care about that either. Besides, I still have Paul in Cincinnati reading. So without further ado... Schadenfreude...

The Cleveland Indians lost to the Red Sox in game seven of the ALCS last night 11-2 after getting blown out the game before 12-2. I'm not sure how that even happens, but I can't help be feel wonderful about it.

Sure, I'm bitter because the Tigers didn't make the playoffs, but fuck it all. The Indians lost!

Look how depressed they look, isn't it wonderful?

Disclaimer: Image taken from The Boston Globe.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm with you %100. I hate Ohio so much. I have a multitude of reasons for hating Cleveland, the most recent of which is the fact that their Subway restaurant had such terrible service that I almost missed my bus and could have been trapped in that desolate horrible place even longer. It seriously sucks.

Anonymous said...

I hate Ohio too. I live in Cincinnati. I've lived all over the country (even Hawaii) and overseas as well and Ohio is the worst. Polluted, check. Pollically backwards, check. Racial devisions the size of a canyon, check. Enormous Jesus satues emeging from the ground (I thought he was supposed to decend), check. Flat of affect and culture, Ohio sucks and blows.